We traveled to Cougar Country for the Independence Day Celebrations and arrived Sunday evening. My mom and two nephews were staking our claim to the front part of Outpatient and LOL's house. Can I just say- there is not a parade worth this? And parade attendee people, you are very rude to butt in on people who have bothered to stay up and out all night for their places. And all night savers- you are just crazy. I was the crazy one this year. And- yes, I stayed awake all night and morning and basically was awake from 7:00 Sunday morning until 12:30 pm on Monday afternoon- then I slept for 2 hours.
Middle and my niece Am stayed out with me the whole time, only going in for potty breaks. My nephew Gav- came out periodically, Oldest came out even less, and the other nephews went to a dance/concert until 2 ish and then they only came back out when the police were coming.
You read that right. We had to call the police. There was a place next to the apartment that was selling food and drinks, and they also had a giant blowup screen set up with movies and then hours of Just Dance going on- it was my entertainment- so I would watch them for awhile, or read my book. The later it got, the creepier the people still walking around were. We had a couple of different guys sit down in our chairs for who knows what reason, and there was at least one incident where at least nine police cars went flying by to the library (guess people were shooting fireworks AT each other). Noisy all night- firecrackers, fireworks, yelling, singing, motorcycles and loud cars and loud trucks up and down and up and down. By the way- WHY????
Anyway- I noticed a lady over watching the dancing, and only because she was standing a bit crookedly and I just wondered if she had scoliosis. Finally at about 3:00- 3:30- the Just Dance group broke up and people started drifting back to their places by the curb. Well, this lady come over, and proceeded to put her stuff on the curb right with us. I very nicely said- excuse me, we have this area saved because we have a large group coming in the morning. She turned and said she just wanted to sit for a minute, so I said that was fine. THEN she went a bit nuts. I wish I could tell you the whole deal but that would take forever, but she told me I was illegal and that I couldn't save space (keep in mind that both sides of the street everywhere were covered with people doing exactly that), she yelled about if I wanted her to vote for the guy whose political posters were staked in the yard, she told me I was a horrible example, and then she told me she was going to go get the police- so I told her that was fine, please do. She finally walked off, and I watched her start going slower and less angrily. I chalked up her reaction to the very early hour and figured we were done.
Not so. She came back about 20 minutes later. She threw her stuff down in front and immediately started in- she swore at me, flipped me off, told me "I am not Hispanic- I am Hawaiian"- which had me wondering if she thought I was being racist- turns out she was being totally racist- she said that she paid her taxes so she owned the street and Hispanics don't pay taxes- anyway- she said many many things- and was getting more and more belligerent- I got up closer to her to try and talk sensibly, and she told me she had talked to the police and they said for me to "bring it"- and then she told me she had a bodyguard- at which point I did reply- "where? in your back pocket???" obviously by this time I realized she wasn't playing with a full deck and that made me nervous for the kids.
Earlier, the guys sitting down were making Middle nervous so she wanted to get Outpatient, and I told her to relax, I had my phone and I could call 911 if I needed to, but I doubted I would need to. Famous last words. The girls ran into the apt to get the cousins and I decided I had had enough and called the police- one of the questions the operator asked me was if we had been drinking or doing drugs- I could vouch for my group- but not for her, but I thought she was just a little nuts. I explained that what had happened and said she was getting more and more belligerent to which she started yelling at me that I was a liar- which of course the 911 operator could hear.
Long story shortened from here, the police came, also determined the lady was a brick or two short, and told her she had to leave. By then, the adrenaline was cruising- my knees were shaking and the girls began bouncing off the walls. No sleep for us :) I did keep a close eye out for her just in case she came back.
The parade- too long- but the floats were beautiful- Small Town doesn't have floats- but the parade is 20-25- minutes. We made breakfast and cleaned up after. Then I took my nap :).
We had a great time swimming and having a BBQ at my SIL and BIL's house with lots from both the DR's family and mine.
Then we did some fireworks- after my niece Am and I went and bought some of the pop its (snaps- whatever you call them)- and that became an adventure because they rang me up for 2,423 of them.
All in all- what a day. Next year I think we will stick to camping.
(PS- I hope you know that I am very sympathetic to people with mental illness of any sort especially because I can personally relate- I truly felt bad for this woman- but I was worried she was going to start swinging at me- and her language was not nice.)